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from
The Third Mime, c. 3rd Cent. BCE
[A mother,
Metrotimé, brings her truant son Cottalos
to his schoolmaster Lampriscos to receive a flogging.]
Metrotimé.
Flog him Lampriscos, across the shoulders, till his wicked soul
is all but out of him. He's spent my all in playing odd and even;
knuckle bones are nothing to him. Why, he hardly knows the door
of the Letter School. And yet the thirtieth comes round and I must
pay---tears no excuse.
His writing
tablet which I take the trouble to wax anew each month, lies unregarded
in the corner. If by chance he deigns to touch it he scowls like
Hades, then puts nothing right but smears it out and out. He doesn't
know a letter, till you scream it twenty times. The other day his
father made him spell "Maron"; the rascal made it "Simon":
dolt I thought myself to send him to a school! Ass-tending is his
trade!---Another time we set him to recite some childish piece;
he sifts it out like water through a crack, "Apollo" ---pause,---then
"hunter!"
[The poor
mother goes on to say that it is useless to scold the boy; for,
if she does, he promptly runs away from home, to sponge upon his
grandmother, or sits upon the roof out of the way like an ape, breaking
the tiles, which is expensive for his parents.]
Yet he knows
the seventh and the twentieth of the month, whole holidays, as if
he reads the stars, he lies awake o'nights dreaming of them. But,
so may yonder Muses prosper you, give him in stripes no less than---
Lampriscos
[briskly]. Right you are, here, Euthias, Coccalos, and Phillos hoist
him upon your backs. I like your goings on, my boy! I'll teach you
manners! Where's my strap, with the stinging cow's tail?
Cottalos
[in terror]. By the Muses, sir,---not with the stinger?
Lampriscos.
Then you shouldn't be so naughty.
Cottalos.
O, how many will you give me!
Lampriscos.
Your mother fixes that.
Cottalos.
How many, mother?
Metrotimé.
As many as your wicked hide can bear.
[They proceed
with the flogging]
Cottalos.
Stop!---That's enough!---Stop! Lampriscos. You should stop your
ways.
Cottalos.
I'll never do it more, I promise you.
Lampriscos.
Don't talk so much, or else I'll bring a gag.
Cottalos.
I won't talk,---only do not kill me,---please!
Lampriscos
[at length relenting]. Let him down, boys.
Metrotimé.
No---leather him till sunset.
Lampriscos.
Why, he's as mottled as a water snake.
Metrotimé.
Well, when he's done his reading, good or bad, give him a trifle
more, say twenty strokes.
Cottalos
[in agony]. Yah!
Metrotimé.
[turning away]. I'll go home and get a pair of fetters. Our Lady
Muses, whom he scorned, shall see their scorner hobble here with
shackled feet.
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